It takes balls to wear that skirt

So I am looking for Sandy in a department store make up area (this is becoming a hobby) and I walk up behind this girl with incredibly long legs and an incredibly short skirt bending over a counter showing....well you get the picture. I immediatly realize one thing...this is Thailand and the only girls wearing that short a skirt and looking that sexy are ladyboys. I quickly divert my eyes prior to confirming my hypothesis. Sandy walked up to me a few minutes later and said "Did you see that "girl" working at the Mac counter". It turns out my guess was right...I think I have been in Bangkok too long.