I can not believe this mornings paper. It said that they were banning alcohol sales for 10 days before the elections. Today is 9 days before the election. How can this be, I must not remain sober during this highly stressful time. I do not need to be drunk, just relaxed. The story said details on page two, but there was no story on page two.
We made a bee line to the store to get some booze this morning. Thank god, no problem.
Sandy was reading the back page of the paper tonight...it was an April Fools joke.