Ok...this story must be a put on, but it is in what looks like a legitimate paper. I am not sure the best part...my top choices are:
A man who was found dressed in latex and handcuffs brought a donkey to his room in a Galway city centre hotel, because he was advised “to get out and meet people,” the local court heard last week.
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He was also charged with damage to a mini-bar in the room, but this charge was later dropped when the defendant said that it was the donkey who caused that damage.
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Mr McCarney who had signed in as “ Mr Shrek” had told hotel staff that the donkey was a family pet and that this was believed by the hotel receptionist who the supt said was “young and hadn’t great English.”
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Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit”
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McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed.
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He was fined €2,000 for bringing the donkey to the room under the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837.
I will tally votes, ignore them and pick my favorite at a later date.
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